Well i’m half way there on me tour of the Aussie, Melbourne has been fun, did a silent Disco the other night, hilarious, what a way to keep fit. Have done many trips with Des bishop, and on the last one, if you check my photo’s he did the dirt on me with Tim Key. A poet no doubt, i’ll sing you asleep Des, but oh no, it has to be a poet !!!. Have lost about 50 stone while gigging in this heat, but on the whole, its not a hole, and the audience’s have been great. So thanks to all, who’ve got up so far on stage with me, especially Swallow from North Melbourne, good on ye Swallow, your a fit fuck, as in fit, not in the willy way, just in the running with a rubber ball way !!!!