Jason Byrne

BRITISH TOUR

jasonbyrne — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 20:43:11 +0000

Thanks to the whole of Britain for coming to see me over the past four months, thanks to Aberdeen for the start, with the American in Balcony, Durham and the lovely castle, Bromsgrove and Charlie the plant, Norwich man with a cock eye he didn’t know he had, Perth Stone of desire, Dumfermline with Orla and the gang, Glasgow hard scots, Bury where i was called Jedwards dad, Blackpool with the racist family, Barrow submarines and lighthouses, Bristol more submarine engineers having affairs, middlesbrough cock eyes and sandbanks everywhere, Halifax and all your famous stuff, toffee, carpets, serial killers etc, Manchester with grandads hash pipes, Northampton drunks roaring at me, Birmingham Town Hall and the fantastic Gary, Huddersfield and the beer garden drinkers, Leeds PE and cakehole, Worchester raffle, posh Ben, big organ, Dudley and the dangerous chippy with mad dog owners, Telford Andy the farmer,
Corby the cube, broken paramedics, Harrogate posh people upstairs, leeds downstairs, Milton Keynes biscuit engineers and makers, Brighton posh boy in the front, Colchester as we all stood on dead people, Sheffield church of Jason goers, St.Albans Irish Paddy go on ye good thing Paddy, Hammersmith apollo massive, Winchester howled with laughter, Leicester and my man that would do anything for me, stephen fry too, Coventry no Warwick, pommegranite, Belfast Ballimina Hiiiiyaaa, wimborne fro finding robin, Aldershot Adlershit, no aldershot man, Canterbury little Charlie, Southend deadly, Lincoln drill hall, first ever Tank mad bastards, Cambridge evil father, economist cycle, Swindon magicroundabouts late Mark, Bath delight, russell hair do, linda no daughter, Kendal i lost weight, wigan winchester eyes, and finally Dundee the gig that wasn’t on, thanks to you all, and keep a special cock eye on this site for the new tour in september 2012, i’ll be 40 arrrghhhhh !!!!

VIDEOS AND PICS

jasonbyrne — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:56:38 +0000

At the mo, there’s a link to my facebook and twitter page for all photos and video on tour, ill also get the man who built this site to put a link to youtube too. Now im watching man utd v chelsea and Kerry v Dublin. Busy man here.

BRITISH TOUR

jasonbyrne — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:54:50 +0000

Going along nicely on the tour, all gigs have been amazing and all very different, and defo all mental. So keep bringing those gifts boys and girls, im having a ball, playing your balls !!

BYE EDINBURGH 2011

jasonbyrne — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 17:21:10 +0000

Thanks to all who brought gifts to my shows, i’ll post up the winner of the run, it was the potato head with the hat, also thanks to all the men who had their balls played by me, and walked in spanks, looking forward to the tour now.

EDINBURGH

jasonbyrne — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 11:35:48 +0000

Only 2 shows left here and one just a minute, loved this run the most, the best thing that happened this year on stage was, Peter who got on stage and he had been on stage 10 years previous and the fellow standing beside Peter on stage, Ricey was at the same gig, freaky stuff!!. Then last night, hilarous watching a man walking up onto the stage to have a piss, then back down into every exit in the room, before he found his way out. Well done pissed Edinburgh!

EDINBURGH SHOW

jasonbyrne — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 09:53:54 +0000

Thanks to the horde of people so far that have very kindly got up on stage so far to have their balls played, and horse jump in spanks, also thanks to all for taking the kids to the show, its been great fun to play with their heads. Only 5 shows left here, ending on the 14th, its great but weird to leave early. But there’s only so many balls one can play.

new site

jasonbyrne — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:30:42 +0000

we at Jason byrne funny ltd have done an auld brush up on the site, so ill be hopping on and off much more on this, and you can read all about me. I’m in the middle of getting Edinburgh ready, and then onto the british tour, also im learning how to irish dance and ill need you all to vote for me when it happens, im not really aload to talk about it yet so dont tell too many people yet, but around 1 million would be cool. Anyway ill keep you updated on where and when to watch me riverdance.

where you’ve been

Jason — Wed, 11 May 2011 16:30:21 +0000

dear jason, from jason, were have you been? ive been away in australia having a ball, they loved me and i loved them , so now im back to entertain this side of the world and first up is graham norton tomorrow night, with Jeffo Rush, lady gaga, Gwyneth paltrow, and me, yes meeeee, OH...

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mad two months

Jason — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:46:53 +0000

thats it i’ve lost me biscuit, over the past two months i have managed to gig all over ireland, and Britain, even a gig near france in Guernsey, did Matt Lucas radio show, Dick and Dom show, Comedy rocks with Jason Manford, The Dave channel special, and and and and, now im heading to australia to and and and and, over there too…..but sure isn’t it good to be busyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!

WHERE HAVE I BEEN !!!

Jason — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 20:36:55 +0000

sorry all , but facebook and twitter will be the death of me, anyway here i am again, just finish recording Dick and Doms funny business for the bbc today, great lads, and am now doing a pilot for the bbc called Epic Win, so watch out for that, ive a run of irish gigs and english please check the gig list,and will be doing a giant tour at the end of the year in the UK and Ireland,but first i go back to Aussie land for heat and laughter, and by the end of the year i should be totally knackered, god help me, but sure aren’t you glad of the work, aren’t you, aren’t you !!!!!!!!!!