A big thanks to all in Brisbane, Melbourne, and Sydney, it was a great success, so much so, that i’ll be heading back there for even longer next year, adding in Perth, Darwin, BongaGong, and Wigwam. Magicland is a great place and not easily forgotten, an amazing place to work, the sun, the grand prix, the beaches, Tony Abbotts cock, all a wonder.
So back in ireland, its freezing, no sun, no beaches, people with scaldy heads and moany faces, but all in all, its good to be back.
HOME AGAIN 2010 .
April 30th, 2010APRIL MELBOURNE
April 7th, 2010Well i’m half way there on me tour of the Aussie, Melbourne has been fun, did a silent Disco the other night, hilarious, what a way to keep fit. Have done many trips with Des bishop, and on the last one, if you check my photo’s he did the dirt on me with Tim Key. A poet no doubt, i’ll sing you asleep Des, but oh no, it has to be a poet !!!. Have lost about 50 stone while gigging in this heat, but on the whole, its not a hole, and the audience’s have been great. So thanks to all, who’ve got up so far on stage with me, especially Swallow from North Melbourne, good on ye Swallow, your a fit fuck, as in fit, not in the willy way, just in the running with a rubber ball way !!!!
THE GRAND PRIX 2010 MELBOURNE, THE PIXIES !!
March 27th, 2010Holy shit what a week, firstly me and Des bishop go and see my heros The Pixies in melbourne, then Des says he knows them, i meet them after , shit myself and say hello to Frank Black, David, Joey and i seen Kim, and then shit myself again. Then i hear the Grand Prix is in melbourne, i shit myself, then i get VIP hello Australia tickets to the race, I shit myself, the cars are deadly, noisey and we then got to walk right up to them, and I shit myself…….i’ll post the pics and if i can sort the video, i’ll also put them on as well, OH and the gigs are deadly in melbourne, thanks to Bogger the dancer, and all the other poor fucks i got up, you were all deadly, i’m loving the shows and we’ve only the first week done. I’m going to the actual race tomorrow, the F1 that is, to shit myself again !!!!!
BRISBANE 2010
March 21st, 2010Thanks to all in Brisbane, i had a ball in the powerhouse, the staff deadly and the gigs amazing, three great gigs in an 800 seater, its a blast…..also thanks to the irish girl who came over to me after the gig with her mate from Limerick, and after her talking to me for ten minutes, then said, i didn’t want to talk to you i only wanted your photo, thats it, keep the irish misery spreading and we’ll have the whole world infected soon.
A big thank you to the people that got it in the face with the hands, can’t reveal, so if you want to know what i’m on about head to the show, so a thank you to the two 15 year old lads and their mammy and her friend, the lad who was coming, the belfast man, the two girls on friday, that thought i’d wait for them before i started the show, the drunk irish man, and finally the deer killer, oh and thanks to all at the chalkboard on friday night that will be joining me in killing Pauline Hansen…..keep reading for more updates, heading to melbourne next.
KINSALE KILKENNY
February 21st, 2010What a great couple of days i had in Kinsale, with willie white and his missus, Tadgh (if thats even how you spell your name) and Nelson, thanks bouys, brought us out on a very fancy yacht, we stuffed ourselves in the Fishy Fishy restaurant, and went to the worst nightclub in ireland, the gig was great too……..as for Kilkenny, The Set theatre, you will never see a venue like this in Ireland, the best i’ve seen to date, so kill to go and see it, Eamonn has done it this time for sure……..oh and thanks to Ciarian and his staff in the Blue Haven hotel……they couldn’t have been nicer to us……!!!!
FEB TIME
February 7th, 2010Just had the maddest jan , start of feb ever, got a little part in the “Killing Bono” movie, so look out for a receptionist with a huge 80’s hairstyle, giving grieve to Bono fans………then i popped to london and did a cookery show with a very brilliant cook who i can’t mention yet, on a new show called, i can’t tell you that either, on blah channel which i can’t mention either, maybe i’ll leave it to you lot to guess it all, but it will be out in April so i’ll tell all then………also heading to aussie land soon, so if there is any aussie’s out there, that would like me to add certain content, be free to post !!!!
DONE, DOING, TO DOOOO !!!!!
January 20th, 2010well work is starting to pile up, and here is my doing , done, and to do list for the year, i done a film called killing bono the other day, it was great craic, and everyone on it was cool, not a fucking luvvy darling in sight, i am doing scripts for my third series of the jason byrne show radio 2 bbc, i am doing scripts for my sitcom pilot for bbc radio 2, and i have to do the going to australia in march, april, and then to the doing of Kilkenny, and Edinburgh, and the doing of a tour at the end of the year……..so in short I’m DONE !!!
HAPPY 2010
January 4th, 2010A new year and for all of us lovers of the even numbers, its going to be a good year………….2009 a bad year for the economy , because 9 is a negative number, and its german for, NO !!!, and 10 is nicer to say, 10 green bottles, 10 with Bo Derek in it, and finally 10 featured the most on sesame street……….and so this is the year of recovery !!!!, so stand up, say it loud and say it proud……FUCK OFF RECESSION !!!!
LONDON
December 15th, 2009in london at the mo, waiting to do my apollo gig, what an amazing buliding, but am looking forward to getting home for the xmas and getting outta it, and balancing sweet tins on my chest while i stuff my head…….and my favourite……….turkey sandwiches on xmas evening…….i know i would have had my dinner already, but in my working class head there’s nothing like food straight after food…………..HAPPY XMAS EVERYONE !!!
MADRID, BARCELONA,LONDON.
December 4th, 2009Holy jasus, what a time i’ve just had, hit eric lalors wedding and willo, on thursday the 26th, 27th i fly to madrid (outta it), do a gig recked with Adam hills, it started at 12 midnight, then we leave the stage at 3am, adam tries to buy a house in melbourne, we then eat, go to bed for five minutes, get a train to Barcelona, eat in a restaurant with the wifes and friends……it costs 500 euros, Bastardo’s, then we do the gig at 10pm to the spainish NO WE’RE NOT SPAINISH, sorry the catholonians (spelt wrong on purpose), go to cocktail bar, get wrecked till 3am, get up sunday, have a brekkie, go to Barcelona v real madrid, i owe an irish lad 50 euro’s he gave it to me outside the stadium, me and eric watch match…….we go back eat, drink, then get up , home to dublin, i shake hands with me kids and leave for london to do a brillo show in the leicester sq comedy theatre, what a venue, deadly, then have a chinese, go to bed……..fly home and now i’m going to TOP GEAR LIVE FOR FUCKS SAKE…..who ever says comedians don’t do anything !!!!