Was in Derry the other night, and it was amazing, if i could gig in front of poeple like that all day i would, oh wait a minute, i do, anyway thanks to derry, your now a little bit more special in my head, and i hope you get the city of culture, because you have a lovely old wall !!!
DERRY.
July 11th, 2010ENGLAND.
June 26th, 2010In London at the mo, have gigs at the weekend, the one that could be the most interesting will be Sunday as England play Germany at 3pm,and there’s a heat wave on its way, so my audience that evening will be hammered, hot , happy and maybe difficult, or they’ll be hammered, hot, sad and maybe difficult , either way a hammered hot audience is on the way.
SUMMER IS HERE
May 25th, 2010Summer is here and the sun is beaming , but no-one say anything in case it fucks off when we mention it, so if the whole of Ireland could just pass notes to each other about how nice the weather is, that would be great.
Finland
May 15th, 2010In Finland at the mo and the read is, everyone is really nice but they don’t say sorry if they bang into you, its really hot, there’s loads of lakes, it doesn’t get dark at night, it gets dark in the morning, as in 1am, which is their night, as in when it gets dark, but normally it gets dark at night in other places, but here it gets dark in the morning and then it gets bright in the morning, so to conclude Finland has no real night time, as the night time is morning time and thats not night because its morning and you can’t move time around to suit yourselfs Finland. SO ,GOOD EVENING !
GOOD AULD GERRY
May 6th, 2010Goodbye to the comedian of the airways, we’ll all miss ye Gerry
HOME AGAIN 2010 .
April 30th, 2010A big thanks to all in Brisbane, Melbourne, and Sydney, it was a great success, so much so, that i’ll be heading back there for even longer next year, adding in Perth, Darwin, BongaGong, and Wigwam. Magicland is a great place and not easily forgotten, an amazing place to work, the sun, the grand prix, the beaches, Tony Abbotts cock, all a wonder.
So back in ireland, its freezing, no sun, no beaches, people with scaldy heads and moany faces, but all in all, its good to be back.
APRIL MELBOURNE
April 7th, 2010Well i’m half way there on me tour of the Aussie, Melbourne has been fun, did a silent Disco the other night, hilarious, what a way to keep fit. Have done many trips with Des bishop, and on the last one, if you check my photo’s he did the dirt on me with Tim Key. A poet no doubt, i’ll sing you asleep Des, but oh no, it has to be a poet !!!. Have lost about 50 stone while gigging in this heat, but on the whole, its not a hole, and the audience’s have been great. So thanks to all, who’ve got up so far on stage with me, especially Swallow from North Melbourne, good on ye Swallow, your a fit fuck, as in fit, not in the willy way, just in the running with a rubber ball way !!!!
THE GRAND PRIX 2010 MELBOURNE, THE PIXIES !!
March 27th, 2010Holy shit what a week, firstly me and Des bishop go and see my heros The Pixies in melbourne, then Des says he knows them, i meet them after , shit myself and say hello to Frank Black, David, Joey and i seen Kim, and then shit myself again. Then i hear the Grand Prix is in melbourne, i shit myself, then i get VIP hello Australia tickets to the race, I shit myself, the cars are deadly, noisey and we then got to walk right up to them, and I shit myself…….i’ll post the pics and if i can sort the video, i’ll also put them on as well, OH and the gigs are deadly in melbourne, thanks to Bogger the dancer, and all the other poor fucks i got up, you were all deadly, i’m loving the shows and we’ve only the first week done. I’m going to the actual race tomorrow, the F1 that is, to shit myself again !!!!!
BRISBANE 2010
March 21st, 2010Thanks to all in Brisbane, i had a ball in the powerhouse, the staff deadly and the gigs amazing, three great gigs in an 800 seater, its a blast…..also thanks to the irish girl who came over to me after the gig with her mate from Limerick, and after her talking to me for ten minutes, then said, i didn’t want to talk to you i only wanted your photo, thats it, keep the irish misery spreading and we’ll have the whole world infected soon.
A big thank you to the people that got it in the face with the hands, can’t reveal, so if you want to know what i’m on about head to the show, so a thank you to the two 15 year old lads and their mammy and her friend, the lad who was coming, the belfast man, the two girls on friday, that thought i’d wait for them before i started the show, the drunk irish man, and finally the deer killer, oh and thanks to all at the chalkboard on friday night that will be joining me in killing Pauline Hansen…..keep reading for more updates, heading to melbourne next.
KINSALE KILKENNY
February 21st, 2010What a great couple of days i had in Kinsale, with willie white and his missus, Tadgh (if thats even how you spell your name) and Nelson, thanks bouys, brought us out on a very fancy yacht, we stuffed ourselves in the Fishy Fishy restaurant, and went to the worst nightclub in ireland, the gig was great too……..as for Kilkenny, The Set theatre, you will never see a venue like this in Ireland, the best i’ve seen to date, so kill to go and see it, Eamonn has done it this time for sure……..oh and thanks to Ciarian and his staff in the Blue Haven hotel……they couldn’t have been nicer to us……!!!!