What a great couple of days i had in Kinsale, with willie white and his missus, Tadgh (if thats even how you spell your name) and Nelson, thanks bouys, brought us out on a very fancy yacht, we stuffed ourselves in the Fishy Fishy restaurant, and went to the worst nightclub in ireland, the gig was great too……..as for Kilkenny, The Set theatre, you will never see a venue like this in Ireland, the best i’ve seen to date, so kill to go and see it, Eamonn has done it this time for sure……..oh and thanks to Ciarian and his staff in the Blue Haven hotel……they couldn’t have been nicer to us……!!!!
KINSALE KILKENNY
February 21st, 2010FEB TIME
February 7th, 2010Just had the maddest jan , start of feb ever, got a little part in the “Killing Bono” movie, so look out for a receptionist with a huge 80’s hairstyle, giving grieve to Bono fans………then i popped to london and did a cookery show with a very brilliant cook who i can’t mention yet, on a new show called, i can’t tell you that either, on blah channel which i can’t mention either, maybe i’ll leave it to you lot to guess it all, but it will be out in April so i’ll tell all then………also heading to aussie land soon, so if there is any aussie’s out there, that would like me to add certain content, be free to post !!!!
DONE, DOING, TO DOOOO !!!!!
January 20th, 2010well work is starting to pile up, and here is my doing , done, and to do list for the year, i done a film called killing bono the other day, it was great craic, and everyone on it was cool, not a fucking luvvy darling in sight, i am doing scripts for my third series of the jason byrne show radio 2 bbc, i am doing scripts for my sitcom pilot for bbc radio 2, and i have to do the going to australia in march, april, and then to the doing of Kilkenny, and Edinburgh, and the doing of a tour at the end of the year……..so in short I’m DONE !!!
HAPPY 2010
January 4th, 2010A new year and for all of us lovers of the even numbers, its going to be a good year………….2009 a bad year for the economy , because 9 is a negative number, and its german for, NO !!!, and 10 is nicer to say, 10 green bottles, 10 with Bo Derek in it, and finally 10 featured the most on sesame street……….and so this is the year of recovery !!!!, so stand up, say it loud and say it proud……FUCK OFF RECESSION !!!!
LONDON
December 15th, 2009in london at the mo, waiting to do my apollo gig, what an amazing buliding, but am looking forward to getting home for the xmas and getting outta it, and balancing sweet tins on my chest while i stuff my head…….and my favourite……….turkey sandwiches on xmas evening…….i know i would have had my dinner already, but in my working class head there’s nothing like food straight after food…………..HAPPY XMAS EVERYONE !!!
MADRID, BARCELONA,LONDON.
December 4th, 2009Holy jasus, what a time i’ve just had, hit eric lalors wedding and willo, on thursday the 26th, 27th i fly to madrid (outta it), do a gig recked with Adam hills, it started at 12 midnight, then we leave the stage at 3am, adam tries to buy a house in melbourne, we then eat, go to bed for five minutes, get a train to Barcelona, eat in a restaurant with the wifes and friends……it costs 500 euros, Bastardo’s, then we do the gig at 10pm to the spainish NO WE’RE NOT SPAINISH, sorry the catholonians (spelt wrong on purpose), go to cocktail bar, get wrecked till 3am, get up sunday, have a brekkie, go to Barcelona v real madrid, i owe an irish lad 50 euro’s he gave it to me outside the stadium, me and eric watch match…….we go back eat, drink, then get up , home to dublin, i shake hands with me kids and leave for london to do a brillo show in the leicester sq comedy theatre, what a venue, deadly, then have a chinese, go to bed……..fly home and now i’m going to TOP GEAR LIVE FOR FUCKS SAKE…..who ever says comedians don’t do anything !!!!
GLASGOW TEDDY BEAR CHARITY
November 21st, 2009In scotland at the mo, in Glasgow doing a charity ball for the kids, the scot’s are as miserable as us, its pissing down, and all are flooded.
Was on the plane this morning and the pilot said it might get a bit bumpy….a bit me hole…….the plane nearly landed sideways………but thank god for the peaceful voice of the pilot.
IRELAND V FRANCE PART II
November 19th, 2009Sorry i got the score wrong, but i would have got it right if a French cheating bollix didn’t pick the ball up in his hand and put it in the net……….THE HAND OF HENRY !!!
SCORE FOR TONIGHT. FRANCE V IRELAND
November 18th, 2009i will now predict the score for tonight, BEFORE IT HAPPENS (to be said in a ghostly voice)….just like Derren Browns lotto trick…..i have looked at the performance of Ireland and sat up all night working out the score……USING MY SONS 5 TIMES TABLES (to be said in a ghostly voice)……and finally at 6.30am i had the answer………if you multiply 5 x25 and add robbie keane and take away Henry, add duff, multiple him by himself, take away Anelka, divide Kevin Doyle by John O’Shea, stick 4 equations up Trapattoni’s hoop and you get………….France 0 Ireland 2…..i will except all praise after the match please.
IRELAND V FRANCE 14TH AND 18TH
November 17th, 2009Firstly a big thank you to all the peoples that came to Vicar St on the 14th, the match was deadly then pooh, then deadly, and eventually pooh………so keep the chins up for wednesday, all we need to do is WIN, BEAT the FRENCH, in FRANCE, the EX WORLD CUP WINNERS, in their HOME TOWN, so i see a walk over for the irish…..COME ON IRELAND !!!!