MADRID, BARCELONA,LONDON.

Holy jasus, what a time i’ve just had, hit eric lalors wedding and willo, on thursday the 26th, 27th i fly to madrid (outta it), do a gig recked with Adam hills, it started at 12 midnight, then we leave the stage at 3am, adam tries to buy a house in melbourne, we then eat, go to bed for five minutes, get a train to Barcelona, eat in a restaurant with the wifes and friends……it costs 500 euros, Bastardo’s, then we do the gig at 10pm to the spainish NO WE’RE NOT SPAINISH, sorry the catholonians (spelt wrong on purpose), go to cocktail bar, get wrecked till 3am, get up sunday, have a brekkie, go to Barcelona v real madrid, i owe an irish lad 50 euro’s he gave it to me outside the stadium, me and eric watch match…….we go back eat, drink, then get up , home to dublin, i shake hands with me kids and leave for london to do a brillo show in the leicester sq comedy theatre, what a venue, deadly, then have a chinese, go to bed……..fly home and now i’m going to TOP GEAR LIVE FOR FUCKS SAKE…..who ever says comedians don’t do anything !!!!

10 Responses to “MADRID, BARCELONA,LONDON.”

  1. Eireann says:

    JASOOOOON YOU BAG OF LEDGE
    watched your dvd last night and was cringing with jealousy!
    i wanted to be there so bad , but with being too young and lack of money, i couldnt go ,,, *pauses for awwwwh*
    but now IM 18 YEYYYY and have loads of money courtesy of our goverment,, haha!
    ive tried to go to like every one,of your gigs since i turned 18 haha but ticketmaster our wanks and never fucking tell me when your tickets go on sale, so the fucking jason byrne stalker swoop in and get them every fucking time,im trying to go to your gig on the 12th of march ,, but it aint showing up on ticketmaster,,, so listen dude ,, will you do me a huge favour and tell me when they go on sale so we can get them 1st MUAHAHHA!
    pleaaaaaaaaase?
    love you you sexy bit of ass (damn your wifes lucky)

  2. Eddy says:

    Top Gear live is ok i went a couple yrs ago. If you are really into car shows though try and get to the Autosport Show in Jan. Like 10 times bigger and loads of drivers and stars there.

  3. Jason Byrne says:

    sounds good, i’ll give it a little look a rooney…….COME ON ROONEY !!!

  4. Jason Byrne says:

    i will keep you informed, no worries, but march is a long way off for tickets to be on sale yet, unless your talking about aussie land and then they should be on sale now…….look after yourself and the governments money.

  5. Eireann says:

    okie dokie, thank you!!!!!!

  6. Kirsty says:

    Jason, any chance of you coming to Belfast to do a show for us there?

  7. Jason Byrne says:

    yeah i’m there in the new year, when i get back to earth i’ll put all the new gigs up on the site.

  8. Eric says:

    Ah we had a great time in Barcelona. Except for the women buying every single item of clothing there and helping to serve Spain’s national debt. Still, at least we got to go to the footie ! Cocktails rock ! So do parsnips…

  9. Jason Byrne says:

    ah no i loved the shopping, thought the football was too low key, and alcohol is for losers…….and oh my god that coat you bought eric transformed you into the you that should be you !!!!!!

  10. Eireann says:

    you never told me!!! meanie! i got tickets anyways ,, muhahaha second row baby =D

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