In scotland at the mo, in Glasgow doing a charity ball for the kids, the scot’s are as miserable as us, its pissing down, and all are flooded.
Was on the plane this morning and the pilot said it might get a bit bumpy….a bit me hole…….the plane nearly landed sideways………but thank god for the peaceful voice of the pilot.
Archive for November, 2009
GLASGOW TEDDY BEAR CHARITY
Saturday, November 21st, 2009IRELAND V FRANCE PART II
Thursday, November 19th, 2009Sorry i got the score wrong, but i would have got it right if a French cheating bollix didn’t pick the ball up in his hand and put it in the net……….THE HAND OF HENRY !!!
SCORE FOR TONIGHT. FRANCE V IRELAND
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009i will now predict the score for tonight, BEFORE IT HAPPENS (to be said in a ghostly voice)….just like Derren Browns lotto trick…..i have looked at the performance of Ireland and sat up all night working out the score……USING MY SONS 5 TIMES TABLES (to be said in a ghostly voice)……and finally at 6.30am i had the answer………if you multiply 5 x25 and add robbie keane and take away Henry, add duff, multiple him by himself, take away Anelka, divide Kevin Doyle by John O’Shea, stick 4 equations up Trapattoni’s hoop and you get………….France 0 Ireland 2…..i will except all praise after the match please.
IRELAND V FRANCE 14TH AND 18TH
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009Firstly a big thank you to all the peoples that came to Vicar St on the 14th, the match was deadly then pooh, then deadly, and eventually pooh………so keep the chins up for wednesday, all we need to do is WIN, BEAT the FRENCH, in FRANCE, the EX WORLD CUP WINNERS, in their HOME TOWN, so i see a walk over for the irish…..COME ON IRELAND !!!!
APOLLO 11TH DEC
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009If you all want to see me on the telly talking to the british then its on bbc on the 11th……….very funny it is too
i just started using facebook today, i felt like a grandad pressing huge buttons that had nothing to do with me, jesus i just can’t keep up, whatever happened to nice biccies and lemonade in the garden.