Sorry i got the score wrong, but i would have got it right if a French cheating bollix didn’t pick the ball up in his hand and put it in the net……….THE HAND OF HENRY !!!

i will now predict the score for tonight, BEFORE IT HAPPENS (to be said in a ghostly voice)….just like Derren Browns lotto trick…..i have looked at the performance of Ireland and sat up all night working out the score……USING MY SONS 5 TIMES TABLES (to be said in a ghostly voice)……and finally at 6.30am i had the answer………if you multiply 5 x25 and add robbie keane and take away Henry, add duff, multiple him by himself, take away Anelka, divide Kevin Doyle by John O’Shea, stick 4 equations up Trapattoni’s hoop and you get………….France 0 Ireland 2…..i will except all praise after the match please.