Summer is here and the sun is beaming , but no-one say anything in case it fucks off when we mention it, so if the whole of Ireland could just pass notes to each other about how nice the weather is, that would be great.

In Finland at the mo and the read is, everyone is really nice but they don’t say sorry if they bang into you, its really hot, there’s loads of lakes, it doesn’t get dark at night, it gets dark in the morning, as in 1am, which is their night, as in when it gets dark, but normally it gets dark at night in other places, but here it gets dark in the morning and then it gets bright in the morning, so to conclude Finland has no real night time, as the night time is morning time and thats not night because its morning and you can’t move time around to suit yourselfs Finland. SO ,GOOD EVENING !

Goodbye to the comedian of the airways, we’ll all miss ye Gerry

A big thanks to all in Brisbane, Melbourne, and Sydney, it was a great success, so much so, that i’ll be heading back there for even longer next year, adding in Perth, Darwin, BongaGong, and Wigwam. Magicland is a great place and not easily forgotten, an amazing place to work, the sun, the grand prix, the beaches, Tony Abbotts cock, all a wonder.
So back in ireland, its freezing, no sun, no beaches, people with scaldy heads and moany faces, but all in all, its good to be back.

What a great couple of days i had in Kinsale, with willie white and his missus, Tadgh (if thats even how you spell your name) and Nelson, thanks bouys, brought us out on a very fancy yacht, we stuffed ourselves in the Fishy Fishy restaurant, and went to the worst nightclub in ireland, the gig was great too……..as for Kilkenny, The Set theatre, you will never see a venue like this in Ireland, the best i’ve seen to date, so kill to go and see it, Eamonn has done it this time for sure……..oh and thanks to Ciarian and his staff in the Blue Haven hotel……they couldn’t have been nicer to us……!!!!

Just had the maddest jan , start of feb ever, got a little part in the “Killing Bono” movie, so look out for a receptionist with a huge 80’s hairstyle, giving grieve to Bono fans………then i popped to london and did a cookery show with a very brilliant cook who i can’t mention yet, on a new show called, i can’t tell you that either, on blah channel which i can’t mention either, maybe i’ll leave it to you lot to guess it all, but it will be out in April so i’ll tell all then………also heading to aussie land soon, so if there is any aussie’s out there, that would like me to add certain content, be free to post !!!!

well work is starting to pile up, and here is my doing , done, and to do list for the year, i done a film called killing bono the other day, it was great craic, and everyone on it was cool, not a fucking luvvy darling in sight, i am doing scripts for my third series of the jason byrne show radio 2 bbc, i am doing scripts for my sitcom pilot for bbc radio 2, and i have to do the going to australia in march, april, and then to the doing of Kilkenny, and Edinburgh, and the doing of a tour at the end of the year……..so in short I’m DONE !!!

A new year and for all of us lovers of the even numbers, its going to be a good year………….2009 a bad year for the economy , because 9 is a negative number, and its german for, NO !!!, and 10 is nicer to say, 10 green bottles, 10 with Bo Derek in it, and finally 10 featured the most on sesame street……….and so this is the year of recovery !!!!, so stand up, say it loud and say it proud……FUCK OFF RECESSION !!!!

In scotland at the mo, in Glasgow doing a charity ball for the kids, the scot’s are as miserable as us, its pissing down, and all are flooded.
Was on the plane this morning and the pilot said it might get a bit bumpy….a bit me hole…….the plane nearly landed sideways………but thank god for the peaceful voice of the pilot.