a big thanks to all who came to my show, all who skipped, all who laughed and all who came to the show by mistake, thanks to all the crowds at reading and leeds, and to all the staff at the Assembly hall, thanks to adam hills, his wife Ali, little BeBe, and their grandparents, my kids and wife, and their grandparents, to dogs for barking and worms for wriggling and flowers for smelling, goodbye edinburgh !!

a big thank you to all my skippers this far in, you have all skipped well, and will be accepted into skipping heaven, i am over half way there now and still loving it, extra show tonight at 12am that should be insane, but before that, nicholas Parsons at 6pm, what a crazy life i have !!!

Show now in total flow, loving it, found out last night how to get a turtles head out of his shell, stick a thermometer up his arse, and that was from a vet in the front row, so i hope to learn a new thing each night.

Nearly a week here already, its rained, shined, i’ve jogged, skipped alot and now tonight will attempt to roll members of the audience, i’ll keep you updated on the result

Sorry i haven’t been on this for the auld update, but trying to keep up with tweeter and feckbook, and whatever new age space melarky thingy bob shit yoke thats next.
i’ll be sticking up dates of the irish tour soon, and right now i’m in edinburgh waiting to start me run.
i’ll keep you updated with daily blog and madness….god help us all Frankie !!!

Was in Derry the other night, and it was amazing, if i could gig in front of poeple like that all day i would, oh wait a minute, i do, anyway thanks to derry, your now a little bit more special in my head, and i hope you get the city of culture, because you have a lovely old wall !!!

In London at the mo, have gigs at the weekend, the one that could be the most interesting will be Sunday as England play Germany at 3pm,and there’s a heat wave on its way, so my audience that evening will be hammered, hot , happy and maybe difficult, or they’ll be hammered, hot, sad and maybe difficult , either way a hammered hot audience is on the way.

just did the first ever scottish royal variety show and it was a blast, we never got to meet the royal though so not sure who he was, but it was a royal variety show with a difference as it wasn’t your usual royal audience but a scottish one and their like us, they just can’t be posh, and god bless them all and their misery, its exactly like mine……

In my cottage, updating web and we can see a UFO please help us, its over the dublin mountains, you see thats what Edinburgh will do to you…….it was a total success and i had 28000 people come to see me, thats 28000 people i told i had a gunner eye and that Florida is shit, so please keep logging in……….currently working on my t.v show, two done and four to go, and award to be collected later.

welcome to all that visit my website, i won’t bother with facebook, myspace, twitter, and natter so i’ll do it all from here, for the basic reason that when i go on those sites other people pretend to be me, image that.
so i’ve just finished my radio 2 show its on 10pm on thursdays and its very funny, so my mammy says, and i’ve just shot two out of six of THE BYRNE ULTIMATUM FOR RTE2 and its looking great, that starts in september on the auld telly, and now i’m in Edinburgh for the whole month doing my show titled THE BYRNE SUPREMACY, and the dvd THE BYRNE IDENTITY is still for sale, so please hop on the website and lets have the chats and the moans, and i’ll then write a show about it.