a big thanks to all who came to my show, all who skipped, all who laughed and all who came to the show by mistake, thanks to all the crowds at reading and leeds, and to all the staff at the Assembly hall, thanks to adam hills, his wife Ali, little BeBe, and their grandparents, my kids and wife, and their grandparents, to dogs for barking and worms for wriggling and flowers for smelling, goodbye edinburgh !!
EDINBURGH OVER
August 30th, 2010EDINBURGH HALF WAY
August 20th, 2010a big thank you to all my skippers this far in, you have all skipped well, and will be accepted into skipping heaven, i am over half way there now and still loving it, extra show tonight at 12am that should be insane, but before that, nicholas Parsons at 6pm, what a crazy life i have !!!
EDINBURGH UPDATE
August 13th, 2010Show now in total flow, loving it, found out last night how to get a turtles head out of his shell, stick a thermometer up his arse, and that was from a vet in the front row, so i hope to learn a new thing each night.
EDINBURGH 9TH 2010
August 9th, 2010Nearly a week here already, its rained, shined, i’ve jogged, skipped alot and now tonight will attempt to roll members of the audience, i’ll keep you updated on the result
Ah JASUS !!!!!
August 4th, 2010Sorry i haven’t been on this for the auld update, but trying to keep up with tweeter and feckbook, and whatever new age space melarky thingy bob shit yoke thats next.
i’ll be sticking up dates of the irish tour soon, and right now i’m in edinburgh waiting to start me run.
i’ll keep you updated with daily blog and madness….god help us all Frankie !!!
DERRY.
July 11th, 2010Was in Derry the other night, and it was amazing, if i could gig in front of poeple like that all day i would, oh wait a minute, i do, anyway thanks to derry, your now a little bit more special in my head, and i hope you get the city of culture, because you have a lovely old wall !!!
ENGLAND.
June 26th, 2010In London at the mo, have gigs at the weekend, the one that could be the most interesting will be Sunday as England play Germany at 3pm,and there’s a heat wave on its way, so my audience that evening will be hammered, hot , happy and maybe difficult, or they’ll be hammered, hot, sad and maybe difficult , either way a hammered hot audience is on the way.
SUMMER IS HERE
May 25th, 2010Summer is here and the sun is beaming , but no-one say anything in case it fucks off when we mention it, so if the whole of Ireland could just pass notes to each other about how nice the weather is, that would be great.
Finland
May 15th, 2010In Finland at the mo and the read is, everyone is really nice but they don’t say sorry if they bang into you, its really hot, there’s loads of lakes, it doesn’t get dark at night, it gets dark in the morning, as in 1am, which is their night, as in when it gets dark, but normally it gets dark at night in other places, but here it gets dark in the morning and then it gets bright in the morning, so to conclude Finland has no real night time, as the night time is morning time and thats not night because its morning and you can’t move time around to suit yourselfs Finland. SO ,GOOD EVENING !
GOOD AULD GERRY
May 6th, 2010Goodbye to the comedian of the airways, we’ll all miss ye Gerry