BRITISH TOUR
Thanks to the whole of Britain for coming to see me over the past four months, thanks to Aberdeen for the start, with the American in Balcony, Durham and the lovely castle, Bromsgrove and Charlie the plant, Norwich man with a cock eye he didn’t know he had, Perth Stone of desire, Dumfermline with Orla and the gang, Glasgow hard scots, Bury where i was called Jedwards dad, Blackpool with the racist family, Barrow submarines and lighthouses, Bristol more submarine engineers having affairs, middlesbrough cock eyes and sandbanks everywhere, Halifax and all your famous stuff, toffee, carpets, serial killers etc, Manchester with grandads hash pipes, Northampton drunks roaring at me, Birmingham Town Hall and the fantastic Gary, Huddersfield and the beer garden drinkers, Leeds PE and cakehole, Worchester raffle, posh Ben, big organ, Dudley and the dangerous chippy with mad dog owners, Telford Andy the farmer,
Corby the cube, broken paramedics, Harrogate posh people upstairs, leeds downstairs, Milton Keynes biscuit engineers and makers, Brighton posh boy in the front, Colchester as we all stood on dead people, Sheffield church of Jason goers, St.Albans Irish Paddy go on ye good thing Paddy, Hammersmith apollo massive, Winchester howled with laughter, Leicester and my man that would do anything for me, stephen fry too, Coventry no Warwick, pommegranite, Belfast Ballimina Hiiiiyaaa, wimborne fro finding robin, Aldershot Adlershit, no aldershot man, Canterbury little Charlie, Southend deadly, Lincoln drill hall, first ever Tank mad bastards, Cambridge evil father, economist cycle, Swindon magicroundabouts late Mark, Bath delight, russell hair do, linda no daughter, Kendal i lost weight, wigan winchester eyes, and finally Dundee the gig that wasn’t on, thanks to you all, and keep a special cock eye on this site for the new tour in september 2012, i’ll be 40 arrrghhhhh !!!!
you are the nicest guy in the world! as if you rememeber all those people! we loved the gig in dudley, and look forward to the next tour and seeing the recording of ‘father figure’ in the new year! (whenever that is??) xxx
Ha ha, life begins at 40, Jason! I can’t wait for the new tour. I’m going to send you a list of all the theatres near mr, so I can see even more of you, next year!! Thanks for all the laughs and the free tickets to your dvd recording x kate
I came to your Harrogate show and sat in the front row! I had a fab time, especially when you talked to me and told me how to say cunt in sign language!
That you remembered pieces from every tour date is so lovely and makes me feel very proud to been part of ur tour!!
Was a dream come true to finally catch ur live show-can’t wait for september!!
Thanks for being so lovely when we met you after the show!!
Claire x (i had the irish mammy in Blackpool!)
Enjoyed your show that wasnt on but was! in Dundee. Hope you tried the tablet. Also would like to say I thoroughly enjoyed the recording at Radio 2 for Fatherhood. Great fun. Thanks Karen
Remember Huddersfield’s burger cock?!
Haha – make sure you come back to west Yorkshire ! X
thank you for coming to the gig that wasnt on in dundee, great laugh.
see u next year. prob not same venue might be closed down lol x x
Thank – you from the American in the Balcony (HMV) You are just awesome! How messed up is it that my hubby and I went to see you for our anniversary!? (Best date ever)! When is the DVD out? Must have it…Must.have.it….. You keep up the good work and hilarious observations dude
I am looking forward to your tour next year. So have to see you live. You are the most hilarious comedian in a long while. Can’t wait for the DVD. x Claire
Hi Jason, came to see you at Cambridge in Nov. I was the Irish girl that got interupted by irish bloke who wanted introductions!!! Thank you for a brilliant night , dont think I have ever laughed so much!! Cant wait to see you on stage again next year. enjoy your last year clinging onto your 30′s!!! Happy christmas
Christine X
when are you coming to liverpool we are dying to see you and you can fly to knockke from here hurry xx
im coming there on the english tour, ill be putting up the dates soon.
GUYS!!! Get over to ticketmaster – they have been on sale since monday!!!!!!
Came to see you in Glasgow and thought you were brillant. Best night out in years . Looking forward to your tour next year – cant wait for Glasgow tickets to go on sale xxx
Are you not coming back to Swindon on the next tour??
But after it freaked you out so much I wouldn’t come back if I was you..!!!
Either that or bring a film crew..
Jesus ur an ole legend, funny as fuck, would love 2 c u in jersey c. I I’m from balbriggan , lived here 4 16 years, and always watching u on I pad..
Thankyou so much for making me and my husband laugh so much when you came to the Tivoli at wimbourne, dorset (yes it really did happen, wasn’t some surreal dream!!!)
Hope it hasn’t put you off coming again, we don’t all make weird sneezing noises, have missing husbands or get married on a beach in Scotland in December!!
Can’t wait for the new your and your DVD, hope you had a good xmas and a great new year, from Sarah and Darren xx
Hi Jason,
Brilliant in Wimborne last year, will you be bringing your donation box on tour in 2012. (it was pants here). Will you be coming to the Tivoli in 2012, great small theatre in Posh town!
Wayne