THE GRAND PRIX 2010 MELBOURNE, THE PIXIES !!

March 27th • 13 Comments

Holy shit what a week, firstly me and Des bishop go and see my heros The Pixies in melbourne, then Des says he knows them, i meet them after , shit myself and say hello to Frank Black, David, Joey and i seen Kim, and then shit myself again. Then i hear the Grand Prix is in melbourne, i shit myself, then i get VIP hello Australia tickets to the race, I shit myself, the cars are deadly, noisey and we then got to walk right up to them, and I shit myself…….i’ll post the pics and if i can sort the video, i’ll also put them on as well, OH and the gigs are deadly in melbourne, thanks to Bogger the dancer, and all the other poor fucks i got up, you were all deadly, i’m loving the shows and we’ve only the first week done. I’m going to the actual race tomorrow, the F1 that is, to shit myself again !!!!!

13 Responses

  1. ninny says:

    lucky you dont live in melbourne, your bowels just wouldnt cope..

  2. Kate says:

    Alright Jay? Great show last night, I laughed my bits off – again! Never would’ve guessed there were “kids” present! And “Lucy”!?!?!? Oh jaysus – what were you thinking!?!? She said her name was Lucy and you heard it as Tracey – and it went downhill from there We were pissing ourselves!! :o )
    The years are flying by and you seem to be in Melbourne every five minutes, why the feck doncha just pack up the wife & kids and come live here? You know you want to!!! Lots of good gigs, festivals, oh and that freakin’ car race!! Welcome to Magicland! *L*

  3. ninny says:

    well all that shitting yourself couldnt be good for you… lol! but like kate says, theres always something awesome on,to shit yourself over in Melbourne, u should live here.

  4. Eric says:

    All people asking Jaybo to move to Melbourne should feck off. Ireland is miserable enough. We need all the mentalists we can get to keep things interesting.
    So, you have sun, a Grand Prix and lost of great festivals. Tell them what we have Jay, tell them !!
    Funderland eh….fishing…..fields and eh…stew.
    What ?

    • Jason Byrne says:

      Hi Eric
      Yes i’m afraid he’s right people, i couldn’t stay here in the sun, beautiful beaches, longer lasting life, great food, proper coffee, amazing smoothies, lots of positive people, no moaning, and cheaper housing with massive pools in them, NO !!!, i’m going back to Ireland WHERE ITS FUCKING SNOWING RIGHT NOW !!!!

  5. Quinny says:

    Nice to know someone else shits themselves as much as I do. Smelly shit-stained mad bastards of the world unite !!

    And like Eric says, Melbourne doesn’t have Funderland, do they ? Call themselves a first world country …

    Have a look for Chopper Read while you’re there, walk up to him, stitch him one, and tell him you’re the biggest blouse in Ireland … although I think he’s still in Taz ….

    Just saw your fizzog in the General …thought to myself “Fuck me, Jason Byrne, the mad c**t.” and jollied along to your blog. Glad to see you’re alive and still shitin’ yerself fer Ireland. Drink up and be gone. God bless from Thailand. Snow indeed …

  6. Dan says:

    Jason what are yeah playing at why didnt you get over to perth at all yeah egjit it would have been great no need for all the melbourne gigs no need at all that’s just greed on their part and now all we have is tommy and des comming which i will be at but still.

    • Jason Byrne says:

      you’ve made me night Dan, thanks for that, sorry for not getting to Perth, but next year it will be all a bit tighter , 3 months in the country and Perth is a big player in there, i have to head home to me little family , so sorry dude, but enjoy Des and Tommy, their great !!!

  7. Sye says:

    Jason, when are you comi/ng back to Melbourne again?

  8. Sandy from Gold Coast says:

    Awwwww I missed seeing you this year in Melbourne, wish I had seen you when you visited the Gold Coast!

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